Me: If they asked me for my phone, I would've put it in my shirt.. does T-Mobile cover hostage situations ?
My Aunt: Yeah, and they'll be like .. Lady, do you have a third breast ??
I think I pretty much died after that. Because my phone is ugly and fat .. and it would most def. look like a third breast. So, I ended up texting my friends that quote "Lady, do you have a third breast ??" && I got responses like this ...
- I hope not.
- Nah, got it removed after I stopped feeding the triplets
- No !! Who said that ?
- lol. Nooo, why do you ask ?
- Wha ? Third breast ?
- Whaattt ?
- lol, nope. Only when I have a big pimple.
Yup, it's official. Majority of my friends are retards. =)
Signing off with my third boob,
♥ PJ


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