The Plain Jane Movie

King of New York.

2010-03-09T16:03:00.003-05:00

R.I.P. Christopher "Notorious B.I.G." Wallace

He represented Brooklyn until the day he died. As will I.

A real slick bitch, keep a trick up her sleeve
And if I deceive, she won't take it lightly
She'll invite me, politely, to fight G
And then we lie together, cry together
I swear to God I hope we fuckin die together

- Notorious B.I.G.

formspring.me

2010-02-09T16:21:00.001-05:00

shoot away fkrs. http://formspring.me/PLAINfknJANE

Shopper's Etiquette.

2010-02-08T20:04:00.004-05:00

As a customer you are extremely annoying. Thus, cashiers dislike A LOT of you customers.

Being a cashier may seem like an easy feat, but it is not what you think it is. We don't hate our jobs or hate to help customers. However, many customers are extremely rude, and I know that I have been one of those rude or annoying customers. You just don't realize that you're being rude. However, now that I am a cashier I can tell you the shit you should NOT do !!

1. Do NOT ask a cashier (at the register) about certain products, unless you're asking for an opinion.
We don't know about all the fucking products in the store. We're cashiers !! That's what we were hired to do. We do not have all the product knowledge. Not everyone in the store knows every single department.
2. Do NOT put your money on the FUCKING COUNTER !! That has to be the single most RUDE and ANNOYING thing that you can do. Do I look like a fucking stripper to be scrapping and struggling to pick up your money !? And if you put the money on the counter, you better believe, you will not get that shit back in your hand. I'm handing you your money the way you handed it to me. Now, PICK THAT SHIT UP !!
3. In addition to #2, don't let that shit be crumpled unless your homeless or a fucking kid. Better yet, even kids have the decency to just FOLD their money.
4. Do NOT snatch !! Snatching is rude, you know that.
5. Say hello when I say hello cunt. I don't give a fuck about your bad day. When I say hello, you say hello, then you will be treated with kindness. I don't know how many customers I've said hello to, and then get a blank stare. Then when you say "Thank You" when the shit is over, you wonder why you get a "mmhhmm" and a "now-get-the-fuck-out" face. come on. let's be serious now.
6. Lastly, but most DEFINITELY not the least. Don't get mad when we tell you your card was declined. And PLEASE don't fucking ask why. The computer doesn't tell us why. CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK !!

Thank You. Please be nice to cashiers. =)
Love Always,

... maybe next time.

2010-01-27T21:55:00.005-05:00

I'm all into sleek stuff and new technology ... but what the hell is this ??

The iPad is a beautiful product (undoubtedly all Apple products are sexy) but it's basically an iPod Touch that you can't fit in your pocket. Now, if it had a camera (which is an argument of me & many of my friends) it would be thebomb.com. lol. But who knows. It could possibly be hot stuff. It hasn't passed through my hands yet. =)

Apple ... I still love you lots.
♥ PJ.

Happy 2010.

2010-01-01T21:12:00.004-05:00

Dear Reader,
It's a new year !! && I'm feeling quite good.
My "New Year's Resolution" is to drop 15+ pounds by Spring Break, =).
I feel like I've been neglecting my blog. =(
But this year I promise to be more "on it".

Until later && love you lots ...
♥ PJ.

Things People Say: Third Boob

2009-11-30T11:14:00.002-05:00

I think I'm known for saying insanely random things. Two nights ago, my Aunt and I watched CSI, which is a show we ADORE, and we were joking about being in a hostage situation. it goes like this:
Me: If they asked me for my phone, I would've put it in my shirt.. does T-Mobile cover hostage situations ?
My Aunt: Yeah, and they'll be like .. Lady, do you have a third breast ??

I think I pretty much died after that. Because my phone is ugly and fat .. and it would most def. look like a third breast. So, I ended up texting my friends that quote "Lady, do you have a third breast ??" && I got responses like this ...

- I hope not.
- Nah, got it removed after I stopped feeding the triplets
- No !! Who said that ?
- lol. Nooo, why do you ask ?
- Wha ? Third breast ?
- Whaattt ?
- lol, nope. Only when I have a big pimple.

Yup, it's official. Majority of my friends are retards. =)

Signing off with my third boob,
♥ PJ

days of pure insanity.

2009-11-23T19:04:00.005-05:00

the past few days have been bittersweet. I can most likely also say this about the weeks to come. but with all this drama and turmoil I've turned back to sketching. lol. this is what I do in class when I'm bored.

yup. I know. I barely do it anymore, but it's good to break from reality. && plus I want that outfit (i just don't have the body for it)
oh well, until tomorrow...

love you lots,
♥ PJ

Things People Say: Poker Face

2009-11-16T17:33:00.005-05:00

Living in New York City, I get hit with a LOT of random things that people say to me. Some of them are hilarious, while many of them are offending. Most of them leave me with a blank stare on my face.
So. I figured I'll make this a reoccurring theme on my blog, and post whenever someone says something ridiculously random or funny to me, or about me. =) Let's start off with this ...
Yesterday I was hit with ...
"You should write fiction novels because you're a great liar. You'd make a lot of money"
... wtf ? lol. I somewhat appreciated that .. but a great liar ?? Yes, I can lie with a straight face. A VERY straight face ..
but it was one of those situations where I was making a story about someone, and of course it was a rumor ...
but technically I wasn't really starting the rumor. I was just being funny .. then they hit me with that comment. I find it hilarious and offensive. But hey, it's a NYC moment right ? HaHa !!

♥ PJ.

ACK !

2009-11-09T22:24:00.004-05:00

Dear Reader,
Don't think I am neglecting this blog after three posts. My neck and back aches, and I am swamped with work in classes that I absolutely hate. As I type, I am listening to a video, that I am supposed to be watching. =P Goodnight. I'm gonna take a shower, workout a little, and watch some Family Guy.

Thinking Pink.

2009-11-03T11:01:00.008-05:00

I've had an eventful morning !!! Go PJ !
Personally, I hate the color "Pink", but as of lately, I've really been getting into it. To me it never agreed with my tone, but with great age comes great wisdom. lol. && I`ve discovered "You just gotta make it work for you."

So, this morning (I woke up 35 minutes before class started), and rushed to get dressed. I felt like lipgloss today & I recently made a purchase at Sephora. I bought Sephora brand lipgloss in "Princess Pink", which is entirely too weird and it doesn't come out as it looks in the bottle. (It comes out almost white.)
So I figured, I have to make this work for me. Luckily, I've been using lipstick (I was told i have an "Old Soul"). And VOILA ! The combination of Sephora's "Princess Pink" and Maybelline's "Nude Blush" .. gives me a cute little pink, with shine.
Plus, this Sunday I decided to try out pink nail varnish that's been sitting in my bathroom cabinet for like, EVER.
It's OPI and it`s called Strawberry Margarita .. & I could SO use one of those right now. Alcohol or none (it doesn't matter to me as long as it tastes good. lol.) Speaking of Strawberries ... I made a parfait at my school's cafeteria this morning ... It was once reffered to as "Heavin In A Cup" LOL ! =P I'm just gonna call it my "Rock-Star-Fait" (that's SO wack !!) HaHa. It's just Vanilla yogurt, Granola and fresh-cut strawberries. I'll probably scarf that down at around 1 or somethings as long as I keep it cold. Well, Its entirely too early and my next class is around 4. So I'm gonna go take a nap ! (After I scarf down this Bacon, Egg & Cheese on a Croissant and this OJ and catch the itis !) ... Best Wishes !
P.S. Like my natural look ? I'll post about it later.

♥ PJ

Monday Night Blues.

2009-11-02T19:30:00.000-05:00

I'm sitting here watching Kung-Fu Panda ... and the old turtle just said "There are no accidents." Now, it's got me to thinking. Are there really no accidents or does everything happen for a reason ? Hmmm. Let's ponder about that one. This has to be the most boring first/second blog post. To put it plainly, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO BLOG ABOUT !! I'm pretty sure it'll come to me. Maybe I'll blog twice tomorrow to make up for this pure boring-ness ! Well, I'm off to do some homework, this journalism class is kicking my ass.

♥ PJ.

First Things First.

2009-11-02T13:15:00.000-05:00

Dear Reader,

You can call me Jane.
This is my movie ( /life-story/lookbook).
If you know me personally, you can still call me Jane (even though that`s not my real name).
or whatever ridiculous nickname you already call me.
What's a better time than being an 18 19 (soon to be) Year Old Drama-Queen to start a blog, right ?
Haha. Well, these are my daily most random thoughts.
And if you follow ... don't expect a post on the weekend.
But expect some drama on Monday. =P
Welcome to The Plain Jane Movie: The Glam Experience .

♥ Jane (Who's not really that plain at all).